questionnaire borrowed from a DA journal... and answered to the very last...

if I were a day of the week I would be: wednesday
if I were a time of day I would be: dusk
if I were a planet I would be: io
if I were a direction I would be: west
if I were a piece of furniture I would be: a linen curtain
if I were a musical instrument I would be: a digeridoo
if I were a liquid I would be: a tear
if I were a tree I would be: a baobab, for they reach for the sky
if I were a flower/plant I would be: a mushroom
if I were a kind of weather I would be: strong winds
if I were a flavor I would be: pistachio
if I were an animal I would be: a slow loris
if I were a feeling I would be: passion
if I were an article of clothing I would be: sheer
if I were a color I would be: natural
if I were a sound I would be: love
if I were an element I would be: fire
if I were a song I would be: silent
if I were a poem I would be: unwritten
if I were a movie I would be: in production
if I were a food I would be: an avocado
if I were a place I would be: unvisited
if I were a shape I would be: an elipse
if I were a taste I would be: strange
if I were a smell I would be: salt
if I were an object I would be: a sailboat
if I were a body part I would be: a spine
if I were a facial expression I would be: thoughtful
if I were a number I would be: i
if I was a swear word I would be: unheard of
if I had a nickname it would be: Mouss
if I were a word I'd be: antevasin
if I were a book, it would be: The Giver
if I were a shoe, it would be: made of leather
if I were a piece of playground equipment I would be: a rope ladder
if I was a actor/actress I'd be: myself
if I were a coffee brand I'd be: fair trade
if I were a stone, I'd be: smooth on the inside, rough on the edges
if I were a computer game, I'd be: Riven
if I were a job, I'd be: a poet / scientist
if I were a brand of water I'd be: ?
If I was a country I'd be: on a healthier planet
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: the atlantic
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: violette
If I was a building or piece of architecture I'd be: a giant mobile
If I was a store I'd be: une luterie
If I was a bad habit I'd be: chronic sneezing
If I were a month, I'd be: june
If I were a sin, I'd be: love, again
If I were a material, I'd be: linen
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a nymph

and i must add:

if i were president, i'd: get elected on friday, call a peace treaty saturday, stop the war sunday...